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  • Name: Margaret Devaney
  • Town: Glasgow

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I’ve been feeling old lately. Not old like I'm on death’s door, but old like I’m supposed to be aware of the consequences of my actions instead of flirting with random men at bars and accidentally lighting my hair on fire in a drunken attempt to have a cigarette. Holly hell, I’m asking myself questions like what am I doing? What am I suppose to do? It’s like my mum has just hit me over the head and things seem so much more serious. Turning 26 means I’m closer to 30… holly hell… I mean HOLLY SHIT! So who am I, what do I like, what do I dislike, what do I do? I’m an 80’s baby made by a strange encounter of a far-out hippy and a hard-core biker also known as my mum and dad. Who in their wacky ways decided Margaret was a suitable name for a baby girl, not as if it conjurers up an image of a granny knitting with a tartan blanket over her knees or anything, noooo So here I am, a 26 year old female named Margaret living in the City of Glasgow. What do I like? I like, sorry I will change that; I love shoes! From my 6 inch stilettos to my size six snowboard boots! What do I dislike? Mmm tough question. Hairy backs on men and hairy top lips on women! What do I do?  Sex, no drugs, loads of sausage rolls.

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